Q: Why do surds work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: What did the surd do when he noticed that someone had already
written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.

Q: Why did god give surds 2% more brains than horses?
A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

Q: How do you confuse a surd?
A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: How do you keep a surd in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)

Q: Why can't surds make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: How did the surd try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

Q: What's the difference between a surd and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: Why do men like surd jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.

Q: How many surds does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: "What's a lightbulb?"
A2: One. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

Q: What does a surd say when you ask his if his blinker(turn indicator) is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

Q: What do you get when you offer a surd a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: What do you call 10 surds standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What do you call a surd with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: What do you call a surd in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.