Q: What do you see when you look into a surd's eyes?
A: The back of his head.
Q: What do a surd and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
Q: What do you do when a surd throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: Why are surds hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: Why can't surds put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: When is it legal to shoot a surd in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
Q: Whats the difference between a Surd and a Supermarket Trolley?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A surd parade.
Q: Guy asked his surd wife "how did you get the car in the living room"?
A: She said "I drove it through the kitchen and took a left."
Q: SOMEONE ASKED IF A SURD BELEIVED IN SMOKING.
A: He said "Yes, I've seen it done." A surd's response to the comment,
"THINK about it!": "I don't have to think -- I'm surd!"
Did you here about the surd that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ?
It finally dawned on him.
A surd was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that
said "DISNEYLAND LEFT".
After thinking for a minute, he said to himself "oh well !" and
turned around and drove home. On his way home the same surd drove
past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time he drove
eight miles, he had cleaned 43 restrooms.