Here are some Sardarji special Jokes:

SURD #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
SURD #2: "No, who wrote it?"

What about the surd wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.

SURD: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
SURD:(puzzled look on his face) " You know, it's the weirdest
thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get
a different answer."

Q: What do you call a surd in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

Q: A surd ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie? -
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!

Q: How do you keep a surd busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: How do you measure a surd's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear!

Q: Why do surds wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.

Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A SURD BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

Q: A surd going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?
A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A SURD THROWS A PIN AT YOU?
A: Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

Q: How do you make a surd laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is the surd doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why did the surd stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.